City of Pawnee Department of Parks and Recreation Survey

For Potential Employee Candidates

Name

Email

Age

What best describes your thoughts about government?

What is your drink of choice?

Any clear alcohol
Skim milk
16-year-old Lagavulin Single Malt scotch

If you had to make a "Pyramid of Greatness," what would be on it? (Check all that apply)

Teamwork: But equally important -Selfishness: Take what's yours
America: The only country that matters
Cursing: There's only one bad word --taxes
Three Acceptable Haircuts: High and tight, Crew Cut, and Buzz Cut
Animal Proteins: 4-8 servings daily: Cow, pig, chicken, deer. (Fish for sport only. Fish meat is practically a vegetable)
Friends: 1-3 is sufficient
Capitalism: God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor
Skim Milk: Avoid it.
Physical Fitness
Honor
Living in the Wilderness
Crying: Acceptable at funerals and the Grand Canyon
Property Rights
Frankness: Cut the bullshit
Skim Milk: Avoid it.
Weapons
Woodworking
Greatness Itself: The best revenge
Welfare Avoidance
Old Wooden Sailing Ships: They're beautiful
All of the above (select all)

Name

Email

Age

What best describes your thoughts about government?

What is your drink of choice?

If you had to make a "Pyramid of Greatness," what would be on it? (Check all that apply)

Any Comments or Suggestions?